Things That Piss Me Off

Hello world! It is time for my second installment in the AMAZING publication I call my blog. I have not been in the best mood the past few days. I just feel soooooo much anger building up inside of me. I don't know why, but I hope that writing will ease the anger. Some of you may think that I am the stereotypical "Angry Black Man" and yall couldnt be more wrong. I more than likely just think what you have to say is ignorant and I tell you. But here are some things that piss me off... get ready.

1. People asking me several questions in a short period of time.
    My mama is a EXPERT at pissing me off this way. When I wake up, I dont want to be bombarded with a series of questions... especially stupid ones. When your teachers in school told you that there were no stupid questions THEY STRAIGHT UP LIED TO YOU! There are stupid questions and if you ask me a stupid question, don't expect a response. Also, if i am watching a tv show, dont ask me questions about what is going on when im watching the show. I understand of you dont watch that specific tv show but I cant watch and explain to you what is going on at the same time because then I would miss what is going on... wait until a commercial

2. Looking at me after you make a racist joke/comment for a reaction.
    I will admit, most of my friends are white... and I secretly believe that some of them are undercover racists. There really is no need for racism in this world, it is 2011, but some people are dead set in their ways. But it seems like my friends turn EVERYTHING into a racial issue. But don't say a black stereotype and then purposely look at me (while laughing) for a reaction. I really cant tell you how much that pisses me off. I am not ghetto and I dont fit the STEREOTYPE that you white people have of black people. Yes, there are educated black people, not all black people live in the ghetto, we all dont speak ebonics, and not every black person likes fried chicken and kool aid. So please leave your pre Civil Rights Movement thinking and use your brain before you make an ass out of yourself.

3. Dont interrupt/ talk over me while I am talking.
   This is just a general rule for everyone. If someone has the decency to let you say what you have to say, then dont interrupt them when they are speaking. You can make your point after the person is finished talking.

4. People who act differently around different people.
    One thing about me is that I Am Me (I feel like this is somebody's album title). I am the same person no matter who I am around. I cant stand people who act FAKE when they are around people they dont normally hang out with. Oh, you are with a new group of people so you think you are better than everyone else now and you adopt their stank attitude. That's fine and dandy, but dont come around me with that bullish because I will call you out with the quickness and not think twice.

5. Say please and thank you
    I thought this was a rule that everyone knew... I mean, Barney has a song about it, but I guess some people dont think it applies to them. You can ask me to do you a favor, but you WILL ASK, you WILL NOT TELL me to do a damn thing. If you know me, you know I dont take shit from anyone. I dont care if you are a tenured teacher, a lazy ass GTA, or the president of an organization you will say please and thank you when addressing me. Call me crazy, but I just assumed it was the right thing to do when asking a favor of anyone, whether big or small.

These are just some of thing things that piss me off. Im sure that some of the things I talked about probably piss you off too. If you got this far, then I thank you for reading all of this. Most of my posts will probably be long because I more than likely wont post a blog everyday.

Peace and blessings, peace and blessings,
Lemonjello